Today I head back into Central London. I’ve had a wonderfully relaxing stay out here in Chesham, and seeing as I’ve just discovered a great little cafe on the 2nd to last day of being here after eating at a shitty chain one with asshole servers for 2 weeks, I feel like I could’ve spent my time a bit better.

2 gigs in the next 10 days. I haven’t been on a stage for a music-related project in some time. If any videos start circulating and you get a chain email from your boss that is titled “DOZY AMERICAN TWAT FUCKS OFF TO PROPER ‘ELL ON STAGE, PURE SHIT,” just let it pass on by. Right now, I think the only thing I’m going to say is “Is Pippa Middleton here?”