i think im about to witness a fight

a fracas if you will
 
oh fuck

tell me the sf kid is gonna get his ass beat?
 

nah that guy is gone

man im so happy about that
its almost 3am here

and this other weird dude from NYC, maybe 50 years old

sleeps the majority of the day

then goes down at night and sips coffee in the lobby by himself

he’s a weird motherfucker

these dutch dudes are in my room

3 guys

and they just showed up

talking super loud

this guy had been sleeping

he wakes up

and goes CMON

they continue

getting a little louder

they were just singing at one point

saying over and over again in a reggae voice

WHORE OF BABYLON

the weird dude jumps upwearing only leopard print briefs

whips the door open, slams it against the wall

and walks into the bathroom

dutch dudes break out laughing

he comes in, super pissed

sits down

mumbling”motherfuckers. assholes” yadda yadda

the dutch dudes start wishing goodnight to everything?

and one of them just said

“good night, creepy old guy who does nothing in the lobby”